do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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