He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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