..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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