i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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