Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Jerry, you need to find god
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
