my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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