Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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