Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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