oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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