I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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