If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
