Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
