i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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