Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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