So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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