Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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