i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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