Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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