Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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