You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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