i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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