i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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