I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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