Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Your penis caused this!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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