He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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