he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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