I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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