I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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