dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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