and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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