So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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