No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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