you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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