HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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