i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The feeling are messing with the penis
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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