Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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