I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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