That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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