I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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