butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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