my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
should my penis look like a turkey
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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