Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
