I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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