The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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