OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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