i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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