Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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