She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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