it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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