We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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