dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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