Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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