maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Bring me that man meat
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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