Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
nutella sex= disaster
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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