i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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