im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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